Our Saucy Wares

What is it then, eh?

How many copies are there left?

And how much is it?

"NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MONKEY KETTLE" Vol 1. 1999 - 2004
This 250-page masterwork contains the very best of the first twenty issues of Monkey Kettle, lovingly wrapped in glossy-covered, fine-fonted book format. Crammed with poetry, short stories, artwork, photos and articles from The Early Years (TM) of MK's grooviest pottery mag. Celebrating the very best of the city's literary and artistic talent, this is well worth a look - makes a terrific present for a moody teenage chum.

loads and loads and loads! don't worry!

£5
including postage & packaging.

"NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MONKEY KETTLE" - AUDIO CD

A 25-minute taster of some of the poems and short stories from the above-mentioned tome, lovingly read by top Monkey Kettle names onto the magical medium of Compact Disc. Includes work by faves like Charlie Satine, Simon Edwards, Darren Gray, Wayne Miller and Alpot Strobe.

£3
including postage & packaging.

MONKEY KETTLE #28 - LATEST ISSUE

Winter 2007/08. Hurrah and finally! The new issue of Monkey Kettle is out out out! Problems with printers and distributors be damned, we're still chugging on. Contains the usual inflammatory rhetoric and stream-of-subconsciousness meanderings from the likes of Paul Grant, Faith Hope, Simon Edwards and Steve Allen. Plus plenty more besides. Check it up one time.

£2
including postage & packaging.

"THE PRECISIONISTS" - Lee Nelson

An excellent novella from my mate Lee who lives in Luton, the latest release from Monkey Kettle Press in 2007. Too long to fit in the magazine, too good to serialise, eat it all in one go. Highly recommended by people who like good words.

£2.50
including postage & packaging.

MONKEY KETTLE RECENT ISSUES

Monkey Kettle #27, from Summer 2007 - TOTALLY SOLD OUT - soz!
Monkey Kettle #26, from Autumn 2006 - contains great stuff by Mark Cunliffe, Andrew Shelley, Kenji Siratori, Faith Hope and John G Hall among others.
Monkey Kettle #25, from Summer 2006 - cover by Claire Holmes, heavily Milton Keynes-flavoured issue with C J Blake, Simon Edwards, Danni Kushner, Steve Allen and Paul Grant. Plus some haiku! (haikus?)

#26 x24
#25 x11

£1.50
each copy, including postage & packaging. But I'm sure we can cut a deal if'n you want several.

MONKEY KETTLE BACK ISSUES

We still have copies of: MK#3 (Spring '00, including fake magic eye cover and some classic Cissy Aeon); MK#4 (Summer '00, Cats vs Dogs, Soap Stories and Paul Rafferty); MK#5 (Autumn '00, has some articles from me and James about MK nightlife and Simon's classic "Tweedlebo!"); MK#6 (Spring '01, including more Richard Zola and Diane's photostory Midsummer Place); MK#11 (Spring '02, including our first Anthony Kane Evans short story); MK#12 (Summer '02, artwork from Louise Fowler and great pomery by Andi Thomas and *Caz* Wolfson among others.

We have entirely sold out of: MK#1. #2, #7, #8, #9, #10, #13, #14, #15, #16, #17, #18, #19, #20, #21, #22, #23, #24 and now #27. Just in case you're a Collector.

#3 x14
#4 x5
#5 x2
#6 x2
#11 x8
#12 x5

75p
each copy, including postage & packaging. But I'm sure we can cut an etc etc.

MONKEY KETTLE PRESS STANDALONE RELEASES

We still have a few copies of Cissy Aeon's legendary "The Screaming Of Milotchka Stitch" (2003), a dark fairy story set in the woods, and loads and loads and loads of copies of mr matthew michael taylor's anthology "Killing Tarik Ayew: 1993 - 2004" (2004). Get 'em before the shredder does!

Sad to say, we have entirely sold out of: Simon Edwards' "Captain Gin" (2002), and matthew michael taylor's "The Not Quite Album" (2002). Just goes to show!

Cissy x8
mmt x37

75p
each copy, including postage & packaging. But I'm sure we can cut an etc etc.

If you would like to order any or all of these items, please get in touch via our email address, and we'll let you know how it all works. Please allow up to 28 days for delivery, and if it still hasn't arrived, feel free to email and hassle us...